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Kinja'd!!! "In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you" (hoontheangelsing)
04/19/2015 at 19:41 • Filed to: None

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The birds name is Shorty, he lives at my Grandmas, because hound and bird do not mix. He’s 4 years old.

And that’s my dachshund, Frankie. He’s 8 years old.

I had another bird, Her name was Chai Tea Chicken And Waffles (her middle name) Desocio (my Grandmas last name). We had to put her down due a severe infection of Scaly Face Mites a year ago. She was turquoise and white. She was just 2 years old :(.


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Kinja'd!!! bob and john > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 19:43

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this is my fat-ass named maggie. Snowshoe/rag-doll mix. about 18 pounds.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 19:46

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Not able to take pictures at the moment, but we have a black cat with white paws and neck named Sheket, a bearded dragon named Albus, a Florida Gar named Cuba, a Black Ghost Knife named Mack, and a few other assorted fish. Don’t ask about all the other stuff we’ve had.


Kinja'd!!! CB > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 19:49

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I miss you, buddy.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 19:49

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Floyd the gigantic greyhound

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Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 19:53

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This is CJ (Nicknamed Shithead)

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And this is Mazek (Means troublemaker in yiddish) (Nicknamed Asshole)

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They are both shelter dogs. CJ is dumb as wood, a bijon and 8 years old. Mazek is a 9 month old poodle mix, is too clever for his own good and chews on everything.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 19:57

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My brilliant dog, Vera


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:00

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this is nessa, shes 8

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This is luna, shes a year old

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That’s Flynn checking out his new baby brother, Flynn is 2


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > CB
04/19/2015 at 20:02

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Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:02

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Budgies are awesome! I’ve had three so far. Each one with a different personality.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:04

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Doge 1 - Staffie bitch

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Doge 2 - Ridgeback X Mastiff dog

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Doge 3 - Collie X bitch

And I don’t have a picture of Doge 4 for some reason, but he’s a Manchester Terrier X.

All rescues, all idiots in their own special way.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > 505Turbeaux
04/19/2015 at 20:06

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I like Floyd an awful lot


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CB
04/19/2015 at 20:06

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Ahh man, right in the feels


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
04/19/2015 at 20:06

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Thats my homie. 12 years old now, still doing pretty damn good for an old man


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > 505Turbeaux
04/19/2015 at 20:07

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Is he an ex-racer?


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:10

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Here’s the laser cats. Their only names are Thick Stripe and Thin Stripe.

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And this is our corgi-rat terrier mix, Sophie. She is 6 years old.

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Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:14

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I have four rats, two that are about 4 months old and two recent additions that are just over 2 months. Theyre very hard to photograph.

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They like to cuddle.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:17

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Kona!


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
04/19/2015 at 20:17

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sure was, though he only ran 3 races. He was just to big to be very good at it, though his sister was. Bloodline: http://www.greyhound-data.com/d?d=c%27s+floy…


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:17

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Here are my corgies: Jingle (the black one) is four, and Texas (the other one) is one. My mother named these dogs, I don’t know why.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:18

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This is Cookie, she’s 3 years old.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > 505Turbeaux
04/19/2015 at 20:19

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Whelp, I’m out. Pornstar names for dogs is where I draw the line. Oshkosh Slammer indeed.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:20

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The competition for sunlight continues


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
04/19/2015 at 20:26

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Mine is...HORNY


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2015 at 20:28

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YOU OWN A GOD DAMN GAR. FUCKING NOICE MATE


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
04/19/2015 at 20:29

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How huge is the Mastiff/Rhodesian Ridgeback mix.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:29

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I read that as “car” first and was extremely confused.


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
04/19/2015 at 20:30

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Your kids getting puss early!


Kinja'd!!! THOMAS5 > Jack Does Cars
04/19/2015 at 20:35

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This is our wheaten terrier Molly. She’s dumb as a rock


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:36

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He’s a big lad, but he could’ve been bigger considering the mix. He’s got one hell of a jump on him.

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Kinja'd!!! yamahog > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 20:48

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Chevy, our lovable furry idiot, is the Rott mix in the back.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 21:13

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This is Mattie! She is an eleven year old dachshund beagle mix. She’s quite lazy, a true lap dog. She does love going for walks though. We rescued here back in 2011, she was 25 pounds overweight. Eventually, with a diet from the vet she got down to her goal weight of 25 pounds. :)


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
04/19/2015 at 21:35

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That's the ridgeback part of him


Kinja'd!!! lucky's pepper > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 21:45

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The handsome dark brown fella is Pepper, a German short haired pointer. If he was human he’d be an Olympic athlete. The tan guy is Astro, a pointer/pitt mix. He’s dumb as a tree stump.


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Alex B
04/19/2015 at 21:50

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At least she has a real howl, my dog sounds like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m8tJKo…


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > yamahog
04/19/2015 at 21:51

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>Idiots buy Chevys

Good name


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 22:04

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Looks like we’ve got a whole household of idiots then ;)


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/19/2015 at 22:14

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Why anyone would pay so much for a substandard poor quality hatchback like a MINI is beyond me.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
04/19/2015 at 22:28

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his great great great grampas name was Kunta Kinte. I worked with someone who had another grey related to him also weird enough


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Sweet Trav
04/19/2015 at 22:35

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/20/2015 at 07:39

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She almost never howls. But when she does it’s a real beagle howl.


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Alex B
04/20/2015 at 09:32

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Yeah, my dog howls along with me and attempts to match my pitch.

When he's lonely he does a lower yodeling howl.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/20/2015 at 13:25

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I’ve two Basset Hounds:

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Poppi - not my choice of spelling, I’ll have it be known - the incredibly lazy, and yet surprisingly smart, one. She’s eight, and thanks to a few different health issues, now moves about even less often than she used too. Still pretty cheery, in her generally grumpy sort of way, though. I love her dearly. (The Beagle, Tia, belongs to my sister.)

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Elwood, formerly known as Woody, and typically referred to as Ellie by me. He’s about the same age as Poppi, but a relatively recent addition to the family; we’ve had Poppi since she was a puppy - I’ve quite a few pairs of shredded pyjama bottoms to attest to it - but we picked up Ellie as a rescue a few months ago. He’s a good old dog, but had a hard time of it at his old ‘home’. He’s already a lot better than when we got him, though.